Ethan

That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you

Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.

by gurnshk February 24, 2022

Ethan

A baddie
Very hot but slow as hell
Lazy
Funny

Cool kid: Have you met Ethan?

Loser: no who is Ethan

Cool kid: the realest og

by No it’s not November 30, 2021

Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019

Ethan

The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.

Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others

"Ethan is so nice he's always there for you"

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Ethan

my pretty and amazing boyfriend who i will love forever and ever

i love pookie ethan

by weirdofreak123 February 11, 2025

Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

Ethan

my pookie bear

ethan is grande cum bucket

by anonymous December 22, 2023