Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.
You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!
by tehrealjams May 30, 2019
An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 05, 2022
The definition of a fuck boy. At first it may seem that he cares about you but he doesn’t. He will crush your heart into broken pieces when he gets bored of you. All he wants is to make out with girls and touch their butt.
by inspectorgadget101 June 11, 2019
Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)
by JulieLemoine1234 December 06, 2018
someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!
He also has a VERY big penis!
He also has a VERY big penis!
girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!
by y6y6ttt January 03, 2023
by allhugz4dem December 19, 2021