Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009

trumpet donkey 

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

trumpet donkey by fuckeye September 4, 2005

full donkey 

An adverb describing the manner in which one completes a task with intense vigor and heated passion, whether the task be sexual and/or social.

Dude, me and my girlfriend totally went full donkey in my friend's bedroom after prom.

That party was crazy. I grinded full donkey on all dem bitches.

full donkey by mattanddan69 June 21, 2013

Rocket Donkey 

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

Rocket Donkey by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey 

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

Sky Diving Donkey 

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.

-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!

Sky Diving Donkey by tune68 January 9, 2011

bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

bow legged swamp donkey by Come on meow November 28, 2014