Crack-a-Cola

Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.

Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.

by Duckhead666 August 7, 2010

big crack

Large split in anus

I ate his big crack

by Big crack November 11, 2017

Crack Whore

A Stupid Bitch With No Brain Than Often Uses Drugs Or Acts Like They Do.

That Girl Is A Crack Whore

by Sk8r4lfe92 October 6, 2009

Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

by booodty June 24, 2010

Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010

Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki August 3, 2008

Crack Biscuit

Someone who is a crackhead and loves biscuits

Look at all those crack biscuits.

by Venom6566 September 25, 2018