A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.
“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”
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Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
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Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
Get the Clothes Simmering mug.Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
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Get the Clothes Simmering mug.1. A clot of phlebotomists.
2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.
3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.
2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.
3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.
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Get the Clot mug.The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
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