Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
by get the bleach January 24, 2020
Get the Don’t swear on my christian servermug. A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
Get the sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dancemug. All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
Get the I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/hermug. by lennisball March 3, 2023
Get the Christianmug. Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.
Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
by BMY2008 January 6, 2019
Get the Christianmug. One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020
Get the Cafeteria Christianitymug. by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023
Get the Friends Christian Schoolmug.