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Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.
Orlando is a retunkey chode.”
by Retunk munk August 22, 2025
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dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.
I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!
by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019
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Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
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Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode
Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!
by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024
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chode

My boyfriend has a chode.
by IronMan192 May 13, 2022
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Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
That dude is such a chode
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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