Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode

Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

Chode

Someone who is short in stature and overweight; could also apply to ones penis

Eric is such a chode ! He’s short and fat

Eric has a chode. His penis is very girthy and short.

by Sophie sharp December 3, 2021

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size

"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"

by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024

Chode

Dick wider than long

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks

by Sports net February 16, 2024