Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.

that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?

by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!

Scarlett is a child

by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020