Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person
Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."
by lil Buddha August 06, 2013
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 20, 2023
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Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
by runnyass February 26, 2011
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captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.
Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.
by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
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Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.
"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
by Ripoler October 18, 2022
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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
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captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.
by A damn Yankee January 05, 2023
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