Bum Lord

Someone who is lazy and never wants to do anything. One who has no plans in life is a "Bum Lord."

My friends always want to play video games and never go outside, they are all a bunch of Bum Lords

by Baby Bum Lord December 13, 2017

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bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.

Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"

by Ayyylien June 7, 2016

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Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

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cutie bum

definitly self explanitary
kirsty has the best one in the world
perfect shape soo nice to bite

pure perfection
smirstys cutie bum

hey cutie bum wasson?

by stubear December 7, 2011

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Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011

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