boner jam

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.

by El Presedente June 22, 2009

boner pants

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

Automotive boner

when one sees a vehicle that they really like and start getting excited about it.

Guy 1: Hey do you see that truck over there man? its a diesel! Yeah! I'd own that truck! yeah yeah yeah!

Guy 2: Woah there chief, don't get an automotive boner now.

by TheInterceptor July 1, 2009

Perma-Boner

When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.

"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."

by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009

boner moat

adj - Vagina.

Originated from a spoonerism of Motor Boat when it was mispronounced 'Botor Moat.'

I stormed her boner moat with my sword unsheathed!

by Sir Vix May 19, 2009

Gamer-Boner

Rush of excitement with anything related to video games. This is specifically when NOT playing video games, but discussing or strategizing about them. Usually occurs when one gamer is relating to another gamer about a game in the past, present or future.

Did you see him talking about the release of Starcraft 2? You can almost see his gamer-boner throbbing from here.

by Klip0Kills August 12, 2010

Bonerized-American

A person that tends to have aroused-sensations over a non-sexual occurence. 2. A girl that claims to have a boner, is officially a bonerized-american. 3.A bonerized-american does not have to technically be an american.

Angie yelled out "I have a boner!" and Yami replied "ha, you're officially a bonerized-american!"

by Angebel September 28, 2008