First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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The Base Beauty is the brand that keeps that iconic photo of Diana Ross' beautiful bouncy curls in its heart... Y'all know the pic...
The Base Beauty is a brand that wholeheartedly understands the importance of teaching generational traditions rooted in clean and healthy ingredients.
The Base Beauty is a brand of the culture, for the culture, and loves the culture.
It's the BASE for me.
It's giving THE BASE BEAUTY.
There's nothing basic 'bout BASE BEAUTY.
BASEcally made, but far from basic.
Base The World!
It's giving THE BASE BEAUTY.
There's nothing basic 'bout BASE BEAUTY.
BASEcally made, but far from basic.
Base The World!
by Givingthanks November 23, 2021
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by paintyum February 23, 2024
Get the Fake Basedmug. 
Get the Basedmug. by Treefella June 6, 2024
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