wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

Bacon

Someone who went on a journey of self-discovery with their gender only the discover they are Cisgender

Person 1: Is the egg about to crack?
Person 2 :Nope I'm just bacon

by mag21 July 4, 2023

Frying bacon

The action of killing a police officer

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0

by 11penny June 22, 2019

Fat piece of bacon

Cum

Shut the fuck you fat piece of bacon… cum

by Cumshot67 July 19, 2025

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023

Baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021