throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 28, 2011

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.

God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.

by amckay518 March 21, 2012