When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Willy movements is basically when you know the gender of someone sitting next to you, without looking at them, as you can sense the willy movements. It can also be used in many other ways, like when your friend accidentally touched your moving willy, when you're running, etc.
"Hey, did you see who you got sat next to in lesson?"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
by JuJu Magic October 19, 2022

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

When you fill a condom up with ice-cream, not to be confused with a dirty-penguin, which is when the ice cream is consumed after use.
by Saspsa April 9, 2022

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)
note: three some later xoxo
note: three some later xoxo
by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

Come here willie
by carsmackle October 15, 2019

by Beth chezly December 17, 2020
