Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

zeb wooding

a person

oh look, its zeb wooding.

by sproutyy April 4, 2022

Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw

Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood

by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023

Woods

Bunch of bums who are no good for nothing

Your whole family is woods

by Burgermaster1235935 July 17, 2021

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

YoGo In The Woods

YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason

Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: YoGo in the woods NOW!

by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021