“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
by Ammo4u March 10, 2023
by Chatteh October 24, 2012
by KrisiPisi September 17, 2022
I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"
by MyNameIsntTaken October 06, 2023
The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.
"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"
by iggysmalls123 April 15, 2018
When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018