turkey-boysted

state a penis is in when wet and erected

"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"

by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017

Turkey

Fucking 3 different bitches within 3 days.
Derived from a turkey in bowling where you score three strikes in a row. Can be pulled off very carefully, just remember to wash your dick.

John: Bro, I just got a turkey! No shit, and they were all fine!

Brandon: Damn, you’s a real fuckboy

by YungKrysto December 1, 2017

turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.

Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?

by QuacksO November 29, 2017

Wild Turkey Feather

1. A truly one of a kind type of person. 2. Someone who is so different from everyone else that their differences stand out openly. 3. A rare breed of being.

I consider myself to be a "wild turkey feather". Diverse and different

by New Borne February 25, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

Squeaky turkey

When a guy does his girl so good, she gobbles. Or...gobbling cock.

She turned into a squeaky turkey.

by Inkedmommy March 2, 2018

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

by bigtruz May 9, 2018