Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 7, 2021

Cow

Ur mums a sket and ur da is a melt big cow of a whore sleez bag

Ur mrs is a right ole sleezy cow of a whore

by Big boy booby December 14, 2020

cow

A type of animal.

That cow is a cow.

by sirsmursalot October 23, 2016

cow

a self centered bitch

Gina is such a cow

by Truefuckingblue July 28, 2020

Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.

I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.

by Samoa Cookies April 25, 2016

Turn Cow

General term for any small object, action figure, or toy, that is passed from person to person while playing a board game. When a person possesses the Turn Cow then it is their turn, when their turn is complete they then pass the Turn Cow onto the next player. The use of a Turn Cow may help players avoid missing their turn and will help them to keep track of whose turn is next.

After returning from a snack break while playing Monopoly, we had forgotten whose turn it was, so we checked to see who had the Turn Cow. The Turn Cow was sitting in front Jimmy's seat so we knew that it was his turn.

by vsplendor September 1, 2013

cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021