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Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights or whenever you have rehearsals after the school day) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.

13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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band kid musicals

Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone
Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
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Roy Band

a famous band, Roy Band got some known songs like "the thrown chairs" and "my tongue is out".
did you hear roy band new song called "my mom is a history teacher?" its awesome!
by WENDYSTAR123 July 3, 2020
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Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd
Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better
by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019
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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
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slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.
How does that slave band feel on your finger.
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break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
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