suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters November 7, 2012

suck my cock

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass

"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."

by DEC_42 January 17, 2008

Harry Potter sucks

False, Twilight does.

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*

by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010

Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

Suck N' Fuck

When you titty-fuck a girl and she sucks your dick simultaneously.

Mark: Hey dude I gave Mandy the 'ol Suck N' Fuck last night and she loved it!

Carl: Aw cool!

by MC Hammer'd December 10, 2009

suck from behind

A kinky sex move where the male bends over and tucks his penis back. The female then proceeds to suck the dick from behind.

Hey babe, I'm feeling really kinky tonight. Wanna suck from behind?

by Derpy bidoof March 6, 2014