Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend
by gayanalman February 13, 2021
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sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 09, 2017
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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life April 20, 2018
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Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.
"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"
by That seabear kid September 07, 2019
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sausage boil

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?
by Totally. April 16, 2016
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Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.
“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”
by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021
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Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.
by Searsisdead November 24, 2015
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