cock block ring 

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

cock block ring by Romandell October 22, 2017

redneck wedding ring 

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

redneck wedding ring by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Crusty Onion Ring 

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

Crusty Onion Ring by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Thumb looking for a ring finger 

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

Thumb looking for a ring finger by SaintBubblegum June 14, 2018

Kissing the holy ring 

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

Kissing the holy ring by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

Double Dutch Ring 

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill

let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....

Double Dutch Ring by dory999 October 7, 2018

Mexican wedding ring 

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

Mexican wedding ring by Timepower October 29, 2018