I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Roasty toasty princess

The desecrator of any sweet puff to point of no amount of magic eraser can save.

Ohh Elle you roasty toasty princess

by Privatejohnson February 1, 2025

White American princess

A term used for White women or White girls in the United States of America who are of European-American descent.

Adaku is a White American princess.

by European-American king March 10, 2026

brown sugar princess

a dark colored girl who you love and deeply care about

I love my brown sugar princess she’s the love of my life

by drmasterkush February 13, 2025

Pink Pilates Princess

Something and/or someone considered evil or weird/crazy

“Dude, I heard Gary drank a 2 liter of mountain dew and passed out and woke up on the interstate.” “Average pink pilates princess behavior.”

by BingoBongoGeraldCakes April 19, 2025

Russian ice princess

When a catcher forgets his cup so he gets a bag of ice to put down there for the inning

You see Tim over there he’s doing a Russian ice princess

by Handsjgn May 27, 2025

Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.

Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?

by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025