slimy potato 

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

slimy potato by Halfway43 April 7, 2015

dumb potato basket 

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

dumb potato basket by jhgt June 17, 2015

Fancy Potato 

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

Fancy Potato by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

baked potato holder 

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

baked potato holder by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

rat potato 

An annoyance or disturbance

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!

rat potato by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017

Loaded Potato 

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

Loaded Potato by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

Mashed Potato Brains 

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

Mashed Potato Brains by A sad FF April 22, 2017