Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Peter

A person from the Peterverse.

Hey look at him he's got the Peter-sense from the Peterverse.

by RafSimons July 16, 2023

Peter's Constant

8*10^0

Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.

by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024

Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!

Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter

by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025

peter

best person ever and my longest friend who has always been here for me!! thank you for not making fun of my monkeys and u suck at darts!!

PERSON 1: who is peter??
PERSON 2: user zoyasluvr sugar boo <33

by sersisgf January 22, 2022

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.

Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*

by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019