Pack

Hillbilly term for carrying something!

Hey Jethro, I got my foodstamps today want you pack them groceries in for me!

Imma pack my baby in the house, then imma be back to whip yer ass!

by Momma Nay Nay April 12, 2010

Blanket Pack

A person who was hefty but has lost a lot of weight and has a 6 pack, however the excess skin hides it from public thus having to pull the blanket*(skin) down to see the goods.

Remember when i was 205lb's now im 160 and got a blanket pack.

by kross62 April 12, 2010

Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 16, 2010

tittie pack

a bag with a long strap that, when hung around the neck, rests comfortably on the titties

girl 1: look at the cool new lunch box my mom gave me

girl 2: thats not a lunch box, it's a tittie pack

by freddieismyfriend March 22, 2010

variety pack

when a man or woman is sleeping with/dating multiple people of different races and cultures. Thus, a variety. Everything is fun in a variety pack!

I heard john takes out shaniqua on wednesdays, soon kim on fridays and mary beth on saturdays. what a variety pack!

by fat king October 4, 2009

Preemptive Pack

Packing your backpack just before the end of class as the teacher is giving the last information like homework or reminders that "There's a quiz tomorrow!". Useful before lunchtime to gain a jumpstart in the lunch line or at the end of school.

Joey: What the hell? How did he get the the front of the line?

Mac: Preemptive packup i bet.

by TheNarcwhal April 2, 2011