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jonny sausage

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
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sausage special

Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare
Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.
by westonfish July 3, 2019
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Street Sausage

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!
by StolenCreation July 9, 2019
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sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it
"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Sausage

A person who’s is annoying and can be extremely rude. This person may try and make an argument over nothing. Or just genuinely acts like a dick
Omg that lad is such a sausage”
by queenlozza July 14, 2019
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