Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ April 30, 2018

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 04, 2021

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 04, 2021

Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 07, 2021

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David March 24, 2018