Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

stephen girard work

Useless work required to be done only to prevent idleness. For example, moving a pile of bricks from one location to another only to return them to the original spot. Busy work.

Shoveling snow in a snow storm is real Stephen Girard work.

by Raysipse July 6, 2025

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020

A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.

Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"

by foshoure May 31, 2020

Work

Cocaine

Are you coming to the party? We doing lines of work

by angvlo August 4, 2017

Working Boys'd

tgwdlm version of a Rick Roll, where you end up reading all the names of the Working Boys; Henry, Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and . . . Chad

Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg . . . And Steve . . . And Stu . . . And Mark . . . And Leighton . . . And Chad

Me: ha-ha you just got Working Boys'd

(Credit: StarKid - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

by SkyWarrior365 January 4, 2021

work smurk

Carefree Ignorant enlightened
The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.

Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"

by J$hred July 26, 2016