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Noodles

Dem noodles doe.
by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017
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Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.
Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.
by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male
John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!
by James-thenerd November 6, 2017
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Noodle

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.
“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
I’m so glad Noodle is in my life
by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021
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Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.
Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.
by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019
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Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
by TheBest456 November 25, 2019
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