kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.

Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.

by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023

Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025