lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013

balls jaw

When a person's jaw and mouth becomes permanently damaged from sucking too much dick. This results in the lips always being open and ready.

That bitch is balls jaw bro, WTF?

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017

Gamer Balls

when you have been gaming for a extended amount of time and then proceed to smell your testicles.

Person 1: Sheesh dude i have mad gamer balls.
Person 2: Nice, maybe take a shower later

by swauss October 17, 2020

Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

long balls

something really boring and seemingly never ending. It can also be used for perfunctory tasks.

doing the housework is long balls

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

ball snack

The hungry nibbling on a man's ball sack during foreplay.

Yo my girlfriend was so into it last night, she got herself a ball snack.

by diklikka45 May 8, 2010

Ball Brushing

Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.

Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.

Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away

by Rory Quinn aka Jelly Man July 2, 2008