ball's neck

The shaft of the penis.

"I need one of those pumps to stretch my ball's neck."

by donny brown August 13, 2007

ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013

Zits on Balls

An expression used to describe something awesome or amazing.

"Hey bro, come check out these chicken wings. They're zits on balls, yo."

by Zits0nBawlz May 8, 2013

Falcon Balls

When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon

After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls

by HealTicket August 22, 2011

rainbow balls

The condition of sexual frustration that occurs when coming out of the closet doesn't translate to any more sex then previously.

Steve has been out for five months and still hasn't gotten laid. He's got a very bad case of rainbow balls.

by Cecil P September 30, 2013

ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.

Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.

by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014