tom mardy

the guy that could turn any man gay with a huge 8=D

wow tom mardy just made me nut

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

by TruReligion March 12, 2024

Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.

“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”

by The stranger from the low tide May 3, 2024