michael ellis

The coolest person to ever.

Michael Ellis is the best around.

by Random guy named Michael June 22, 2018

Michael Mckendry

A lil midget with social issues he wears glasses always says dead memes and likes to play super smash bros fake on a chromebook oh and he always says AHHH one last thing he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

God your acting like such a Michael mckendry

by Thesmartthinker February 14, 2019

Pulling a Michael.

That asshole in the house who leaves his clothes in the washer/drier for days preventing anyone else from doing laundry.

Stop Pulling a Michael. I am not going to fold your clothes!

I wound up Pulling a Michael Friday and have to re-wash my clothes.

by BaconBreath February 18, 2019

Michael D'addario

One half of the Lemon Twigs.

Michael D'addario looks so good without his shirt on.

by Joey Paul September 11, 2018

Michael Jackson

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.

Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

by DragonJeff09 May 29, 2018

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022