Chocolate Muffin

A darker woman's vagina.

"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"

by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

nipple muffin

a muffin made entirely of nipples full of cheese and african monkey testicles.

oh that muffin i had was great and that was a fuckin sweaty ass fart.

by big nigel April 16, 2005

muffin top

a muffin top is where u see people with flab hangin over thier trouser, this looks like a muffin top hangin over the case.

i saw a girl with a dutty muffin top today !

by Damo101 November 13, 2006

Slut Muffin

someone who is sexually active and has sexs alot, or in other terms Ariel Platt or to be simple a hooker

I was driving by corner today and happened to hear a female screaming for me to pleasure her and i thought what a slut muffin.

by Randy Sabyan May 13, 2006

stud muffin

Tom Brady (Quarterback of the New England Patriots)

Look at that stud muffin, he knows how to handel his ball.

by sisterbear February 04, 2008

raga-muffin

a breed of cat that is closely related to the ragdol cat

Callie is a ragamuffin.

by Mar April 23, 2005

ceiling muffin

1. A ceiling muffin is a muffin (The edible food) that dwells on ceilings. Originated as a joke between friends.

2. Ceiling muffins can attack at any time and any where. Angry ceiling muffins grow feet and arms so they can attack easier and dance over your remains. The ceiling muffin will eat absolutely anything.

1. A muffin taped to the ceiling inside a building.

2. The ceiling muffin found your children especially tasty.

by The Ruler of Ceiling Muffins November 20, 2007