Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 28, 2011

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

Slutness Monster

A Girl Of The Sluty Kind. With A Monsterous Additude. She Think She All That, But Aint. And She Is Known As A Hoe, At Schools She Dont Even Go To.

Girl: You See That Chicka In Firstt Period, Wit Tha White Shorts?
Boy:Hells Cheaa!
Girl:She Be Some One Kinda Slutness Monster.

by TheHotDudeAtFareway June 13, 2009

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018