Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 08, 2009

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 11, 2011

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 02, 2011

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 07, 2010

waukesha monster

The self driving red SUV that accidentally steered itself through a line of parade participants, including little kids and dancing grannies.

Today's News: "The waukesha monster doesn't exist. Nothing to see here, go back to sleep."

by UntrustworthyCheckmark November 30, 2021

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker April 01, 2008