ben's mom 

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

ben's mom by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Myspace Mom

Adjective: A mom usually over the age of 40 who has a myspace account and befriends her teenagers friends online by friend requesting them. She does this because:
a. She wants to spy on her daughter's myspace ho background.
b. She wants to relive the social life she never had.

Her background usually consists of the blingy hearts from pimpmyprofile.com

LaShaniquon-Hey did Lamarian's mom friend requested you?
Alejandro-WTF yea. What a myspace mom. Hopefully she doesnt find out about Lamarians nude pics.

Myspace Mom by heygirlhey2121 January 9, 2008

autism mom 

A mother of an autistic child. Often considers herself a superhero for raising an autistic child, victimizes herself, and expresses negativity or grief about her child's condition. Likely supports Autism Speaks and the puzzle piece (both offensive to autistic people).

Autism moms always know what's best for their children.

autism mom by adamdarby April 12, 2023

soccer mom

A woman who embraces fear over freedom.

Rated "T" for Teen? No way am I buying that, you could be scarred by it...

soccer mom by Cataphract_40 December 3, 2004

Josh's mom 

The pinnacle of the word Milf.

Your mom is teh hottest evar!

Josh's mom by Zeus April 11, 2005

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003