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matthew crawford

Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew
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Jaxon Matthews

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matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him
omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew
by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022
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Matthew

a jealous boy who can’t stand the thought of someone else having his crush, so much that he’ll fantasize about being her boyfriend, having their relationship, having her love for him, and probably go too far thinking she’ll like whatever he wants to do to her but doesn’t realize how disgusting and scary that is—but doesn’t realize that he’ll probably ruin her desire to ever touch anyone again or make it so stressful for her that she can’t let anyone finish anything they start

he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
george: what’s wrong? do you want me to stop?

katherine: no, just try.

george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.

katherine: no, i want you to try.

george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.

katherine: matthew hurt me.

george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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Matthew

Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"
by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024
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matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.
"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.
by psysean June 24, 2023
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