a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!
by TheFortnitesigma January 18, 2024
Get the matthew drinkwatermug. 
Get the Matthewmug. 
A young child, typically a boy, who is covered in hair from head to toe. Usually struggles to confront his true emotions towards blonde girls.
by Asher Jones February 15, 2022
Get the Matthew Rosensteinmug. A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible
by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025
Get the Matthewmug. by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022
Get the Matthewmug.