by djminkus November 13, 2010
Dad: You mock me one more time and I’ll smoke your lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.
by Helcat3 December 24, 2020
Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.
by Dodgy J-Money 2 February 15, 2018
by liquid.air August 11, 2017
lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella
by daddypig January 04, 2022
by Michigan troops April 06, 2017
He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO
by brown lips January 10, 2008