July 17th

July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.

Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.

by Light9ight July 16, 2024

Julie

A person who think she can make fun of her boyfriend whitout concequences.

Julie : pull my finger

by anonymous November 22, 2021

July 6th

National Nacho Day : when a hot MILF invites you for nachos but when you show up she tells you there are no nachos and you are the booty call

MILF: want to come over for nachos?
Me: okay
MILF: no nachos but you can munch on me! July 6th

by Ibby666 January 31, 2025

July 25th

National hit your sibling with a bucket day

“Its July 25th, Time to hit my sister with a bucket.!”

by adorableomni July 24, 2021

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 14th

National husband/ boyfriend day

July 14th Is Have a nice day.

by Sara collin July 13, 2022