Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.

Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN

by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night

Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021

Jordan

You can take him out of the ghetto, but you cannot take the ghetto out of him.

“Jordan lives in the suburbs but thinks he’s too hood to use the proper ‘you’re’.”

by amxntee January 21, 2021

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023