Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

by jupiterking October 27, 2020

a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.

I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!

by Davdi January 19, 2018

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

Weed

The holy substance dat every nine year old's dream of smokin.

"Nigga you got the weed on you?"

by Big Dawg in da hood April 25, 2022

Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011