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Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.
I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death
by the random. November 30, 2021
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paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.
Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
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instagram heart

Something you can spam with your friends in a DM for hours
We spammed Instagram hearts all nigh in the DM.
by Xx_fire_xX July 24, 2016
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hand hearts for mya

to show how much these girls mean to me frl.💜💊
hand hearts for mya is bc yes
by twxiccc May 19, 2022
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Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.
Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro
by Jkrolling February 27, 2025
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