The Great Kneey Knauer

The Great Kneey Knauer lives in the heart of Knauers, Pennsylvania. He requires you to rub your fist on your knees when you pass the exit along US Route 222. While you rub your fist on your knees, you must chant "Kneey Knauer's" and chant faster and faster until you pass the exit. If you don't do as required, The Great Kneey Knauer will curse you.

You must obey The Great Kneey Knauer or be cursed.

by Iissokewl December 31, 2023

great white brotherhood

A body of enlighteneded beings assisting, and guiding the destiny of the human race.

As enlightened as you are now, you'll be among the members of the great white brotherhood in no time.

by MPHHPB January 1, 2024

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024

“The Great Purge Incident of 2024”

Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”

Hey, Do you remember “The great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.

by MollyLourencoke January 18, 2024

Great Northern

Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.

"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

great refusal

A phrase from the Divine Comedy by Dante. Its meaning has been debated by literary scholars, who believe it to either refer to the resignation of the Papacy by Celestine V, or the killing of Christ by Pontus Pilate.

“I saw and recognized the shade of him
who made, through cowardice, the great refusal”

by City_of_dis February 1, 2024

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023