kneey 

being all knees

stop being so kneey

kneey by Emzz December 3, 2024

The Great Kneey Knauer 

The Great Kneey Knauer lives in the heart of Knauers, Pennsylvania. He requires you to rub your fist on your knees when you pass the exit along US Route 222. While you rub your fist on your knees, you must chant "Kneey Knauer's" and chant faster and faster until you pass the exit. If you don't do as required, The Great Kneey Knauer will curse you.

You must obey The Great Kneey Knauer or be cursed.

The Great Kneey Knauer by Iissokewl December 31, 2023

mrs. kneebone

to penetrate a bent knee.

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...

mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Keeyock Neeyock 

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.

"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock

Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

Sloppy Knee 

Sloppy Knee is when someone's knee is needlessly violating your personal space. Guys who have this notion that their package is bigger than it is usually have Sloppy Knee. This condition happens when people are just too damn oblivious and/or relaxed. Also see; Sloppy Elbow.

I tried to shift into 5th gear but Uncle Charlie's sloppy knee was draped over the center console.

Sloppy Knee by dirtykurty September 12, 2010